Stop acting like a bitch

We are focused as fuck.

you can choke us with all our Focus

Birthday Card Writing

we can carefully craft the fuck out of some birthday cards. we specialize in Crazy calligraphy with tears or no tears.

Sprinkling Cinnamon on Shit

yes something that needs cinnamon sprinkled on.? We can sprinkle the fuck out of whatever you have with quality great value cinnamon.


Houston important shit about the ship we do
we do important shit like all the fucking time. So we're trying to let you know about all the fucking important shit that we do. People love it.

I like to cook lengua. Sometimes a skateboard. Sometimes a snowboard. I have a closet full of clothes. And I like to hang out on the weekends. Sometimes a tendre for fun but it doesn't really work out in my favor.

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  • Coffee Making Skill

The Street Team

Yeah, we have a street team.
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Project Manager
Ashley is a real G. GHB is for Ashley. She eats a bagel for breakfast, and snorts pixie sticks.
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Guy on the Couch
Homeboy sleeps on the couch, and does all your dabs. Fucking son of a bitch.
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Account Manager
Bitch manages accounts and shit
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Business Development
Dude manages biz.
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Spuds MacKenzie

Spuds MacKenzie dresses the fuck out of some hair. You might find it in your shower drain.
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Dawn Duck

Don the duck using Dawn liquid detergent to clean the fuck out of things. if you ever in a tight situation he can get you out of a bind.
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Chill Chromogean

Copy Writer
Chill Chromogen is locked in the basement right in the fuck out of some copyright should. We’re not in the basement she’s in the shower in the tub.


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